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Old Aug 05, 2006, 12:28 PM // 12:28   #2621
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they are telling me to kill ppl for no reason at all or just for fun

Why do ppl ask questions?
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Old Aug 05, 2006, 12:31 PM // 12:31   #2622
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To get answers!

Why can some people dance and others can't?
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Old Aug 05, 2006, 12:51 PM // 12:51   #2623
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Because some people just don't feel "da funk".

Why am I so gassy this morning?
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Old Aug 05, 2006, 12:55 PM // 12:55   #2624
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divine intervention.

Why does every single update or patch fix one problem and make 100 more.
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Old Aug 05, 2006, 12:59 PM // 12:59   #2625
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keeps the developers in a job

what is the price of a decent blow up goat?
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Old Aug 05, 2006, 01:16 PM // 13:16   #2626
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100k+xx ectos.

Why are prices so inflated?
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Old Aug 05, 2006, 01:18 PM // 13:18   #2627
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cause they're made by the same manufacturers of the blow up goat.

what do women want?
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Old Aug 05, 2006, 01:19 PM // 13:19   #2628
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Chocolate.

What is it with women and chocolate anyway?
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Old Aug 05, 2006, 01:25 PM // 13:25   #2629
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they need chocolate to fix a chemical imbalance in their brain.

soooo ...

what do men want?
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Old Aug 05, 2006, 02:09 PM // 14:09   #2630
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sex to satisfy the only desire in their brain

why cant I cheat gravity?
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Old Aug 05, 2006, 02:16 PM // 14:16   #2631
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Because gravity can't be cheated.

Why do people bother trying?
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Old Aug 05, 2006, 03:19 PM // 15:19   #2632
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To try and achieve something to brag on.

Why were SATs invented?
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Old Aug 05, 2006, 04:35 PM // 16:35   #2633
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R9+ Student LFJ (looking for job)

Why does the internet get slower when speeds get faster?
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Old Aug 05, 2006, 06:02 PM // 18:02   #2634
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more people are using it



Why does my remote not have a cover?
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Old Aug 05, 2006, 08:59 PM // 20:59   #2635
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you took the cover off and it is lost

What time is it?
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Old Aug 05, 2006, 09:06 PM // 21:06   #2636
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What if you were drunk and had to walk home and were mugged?
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Old Aug 06, 2006, 12:05 AM // 00:05   #2637
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Wouldn't happen, because I can't get drunk, but, I'd beat the living hell out of them.

What if I blew up Osama Bin Laden?
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Old Aug 06, 2006, 02:37 AM // 02:37   #2638
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you'll be an hero of the US

What would happen if there were no wars?
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Old Aug 06, 2006, 03:01 AM // 03:01   #2639
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Um, um, um, um, I would be really bored, because I couldn't kill legally...

How long was the 100 year war?
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Old Aug 06, 2006, 03:27 AM // 03:27   #2640
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100yrs

how do ppl manage to screw up simple tasks?
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